When Everything's Made To be Broken

Jul 20

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

Jul 20

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

ideas for new pet names for people

  • my little burrowing owl
  • favoured one
  • my beloved
  • squishy friend
  • mushroom
  • kookaburrah
  • splendid armadillo
  • perfect arrangement of cells and proteins
  • what evolution was aiming for
  • cuddly wuddly sheep
  • dave
Jul 20
blondeisawesome:

So we found newly printed asphalt.

blondeisawesome:

So we found newly printed asphalt.

Jul 20

khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

Jul 20

my-flourish-and-blotts:

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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setting Rose loose

Jul 20
Jul 20
awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

Jul 20
Jul 20

bettybonesco:

janeedoeex:

I love opal

Give me all the opal things

Jul 20